Question On Barney

Few days ago, I ask mama a question :

Me : Mama, Kyle got Bi*d B*rd, Barney got Bi*d B*rd??
Mama : -----------

Mama : I dont know, may be I email him and ask him. (My mama so cute, she thought I understand what is email, but I think she meant she want to ask him)

Me : Cannot, Barney is on TV, cannot ask!!!!

Mama : Then I call Barney and ask him!

Me : Cannot, cannot use papa phone, cos papa phone have barney song, cannot ask!

Mama : -------

Me : Barney got Bi*d B*rd or not? (I still didnt get the answer I want, so I ask again!!)

Mama : ------- Next time ask papa, ok!!
(hehe, mama give up!!)

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Two days later....(Mama already consult papa on this issue and ask Papa to answer me!!)

Mama : Papa, Kyle want to ask a question.

Papa : What is it?

Me : Papa, Barney got Bi*d B*rd or not?

Papa : Barney is a Toy, so he just a toy!!

Me : So he got Bi*d B*rd or not?

Papa : Toy got Bi*d B*rd or not? Of course NO

Me : ---------



P/s : Is my question answered? Or should I accept this answer? I think I will continue to ask my mama then!! Hehe! :-p

Speed Dial

Shhhhhh.....
I know mama handphone secret!!!

Press 2 then green button - can find papa!!

Press 1 - can look for Auntie Yu Peng (mama's office secretary)

Press 3 - can talk to Ah Kong

Press 4 - hehe, can talk to my Ah Yi & Lerr Lerr

Press 5 - Auntie Doris (mama's lady boss!)

Press 6 - can talk to my cute KongKong

Press 7 - can talk to superwoman PoPo

Press 8 - can listen to my little Ah Yi super nice ringing tone (cos got MayDay singing!!)

Press 9 - can talk to Ah Teck JiuJiu

So I can call anyone I like without Mama helps!!!

三字经 ~ My New 'CD'

Mama recently bought a new book + CD = 三字经
First, I only listen to it, cant remember
After one month, I can memorized the following :
And I love to read & sing it!!
人之初，性本善。性相 近，习相远。
苟不教，性乃迁。教之道，贵以专。
昔孟母，择邻处。子不学，断机杼。
窦燕山，有义方。教五子，名俱扬。
养不教，父之过。教不严，师之惰。
子不学，非所宜。幼不学，老何为。
玉不琢，不成器。人不学，不知义。
为人子，方少时。亲师友，习礼仪。

The following only remember some of the phrases, still need lots of effort to memorize!! :-p
香 九龄，能温席。孝于亲，所当执。
融四 岁，能让梨。弟于长，宜先知。
首孝悌，次见闻。知某数，识某文。
一而十，十而百。百而千，千而万。
三才者，天地人。三光者，日月星。
三纲者，君臣义。父子亲，夫妇顺。
曰春夏，曰秋冬。此四时，运不穷。
曰南北，曰西东。此四方，应乎中。
曰水火，木金土。此五行，本乎数。
十干者，甲至癸。十二支，子至亥。
曰仁义，礼智信。此五常，不容紊。
地所生，有草木。此植物，遍水陆。
有虫鱼，有鸟兽。此动物，能飞走。
稻梁菽，麦黍稷。此六谷，人所食。
马牛羊，鸡犬豕。此六畜，人所饲。
曰喜怒，曰哀惧。爱恶欲，七情俱。
青赤黄，及黑白。此五色，目所识。
酸苦甘，及辛咸。此五味，口所含。
膻焦香，及腥朽。此五臭，鼻所嗅。
匏土革，木石金。丝与竹，乃八音。
曰平上，曰去入。此四声，宜 调协。
高曾祖，父而身。身而子，子而孙。
自子孙，至玄曾。乃九族，人之伦。
父子恩，夫妇从。兄则友，弟则恭。
长幼序，友与朋。君则敬，臣则忠。

There are many more phrases, not sure when I can finish remember all!! :-)
Mama said there are more than one thousand to remember,,,,,:-)