Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Question On Barney

Few days ago, I ask mama a question :

Me : Mama, Kyle got Bi*d B*rd, Barney got Bi*d B*rd??
Mama : -----------

Mama : I dont know, may be I email him and ask him. (My mama so cute, she thought I understand what is email, but I think she meant she want to ask him)

Me : Cannot, Barney is on TV, cannot ask!!!!

Mama : Then I call Barney and ask him!

Me : Cannot, cannot use papa phone, cos papa phone have barney song, cannot ask!

Mama : -------

Me : Barney got Bi*d B*rd or not? (I still didnt get the answer I want, so I ask again!!)

Mama : ------- Next time ask papa, ok!!
(hehe, mama give up!!)

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Two days later....(Mama already consult papa on this issue and ask Papa to answer me!!)

Mama : Papa, Kyle want to ask a question.

Papa : What is it?

Me : Papa, Barney got Bi*d B*rd or not?

Papa : Barney is a Toy, so he just a toy!!

Me : So he got Bi*d B*rd or not?

Papa : Toy got Bi*d B*rd or not? Of course NO

Me : ---------



P/s : Is my question answered? Or should I accept this answer? I think I will continue to ask my mama then!! Hehe! :-p

Friday, May 21, 2010

Speed Dial


Shhhhhh.....
I know mama handphone secret!!!

Press 2 then green button
- can find papa!!

Press 1 - can look for Auntie Yu Peng (mama's office secretary)

Press 3 - can talk to Ah Kong

Press 4 - hehe, can talk to my Ah Yi & Lerr Lerr

Press 5 - Auntie Doris (mama's lady boss!)

Press 6 - can talk to my cute KongKong

Press 7 - can talk to superwoman PoPo

Press 8 - can listen to my little Ah Yi super nice ringing tone (cos got MayDay singing!!)

Press 9 - can talk to Ah Teck JiuJiu

So I can call anyone I like without Mama helps!!!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

三字经 ~ My New 'CD'

Mama recently bought a new book + CD = 三字经
First, I only listen to it, cant remember
After one month, I can memorized the following :
And I love to read & sing it!!
人之初,性本善。性相 近,习相远。

苟不教,性乃迁。教之道,贵以专。

昔孟母,择邻处。子不学,断机杼。

窦燕山,有义方。教五子,名俱扬。

养不教,父之过。教不严,师之惰。

子不学,非所宜。幼不学,老何为。

玉不琢,不成器。人不学,不知义。

为人子,方少时。亲师友,习礼仪。

The following only remember some of the phrases, still need lots of effort to memorize!! :-p
香 九龄,能温席。孝于亲,所当执。
融四 岁,能让梨。弟于长,宜先知
首孝悌,次见闻。知某数,识某文。

一而十,十而百。百而千,千而万。

三才者,天地人。三光者,日月星。

三纲者,君臣义。父子亲,夫妇顺。

曰春夏,曰秋冬。此四时,运不穷。

曰南北,曰西东。此四方,应乎中。

曰水火,木金土。此五行,本乎数。

十干者,甲至癸。十二支,子至亥。

曰仁义,礼智信。此五常,不容紊。

地所生,有草木。此植物,遍水陆。

有虫鱼,有鸟兽。此动物,能飞走。

稻梁菽,麦黍稷。此六谷,人所食。

马牛羊,鸡犬豕。此六畜,人所饲。

曰喜怒,曰哀惧。爱恶欲,七情俱。

青赤黄,及黑白。此五色,目所识。

酸苦甘,及辛咸。此五味,口所含。

膻焦香,及腥朽。此五臭,鼻所嗅。

匏土革,木石金。丝与竹,乃八音。

曰平上,曰去入。此四声,宜 调协。

高曾祖,父而身。身而子,子而孙。

自子孙,至玄曾。乃九族,人之伦。

父子恩,夫妇从。兄则友,弟则恭。

长幼序,友与朋。君则敬,臣则忠。


There are many more phrases, not sure when I can finish remember all!! :-)
Mama said there are more than one thousand to remember,,,,,:-)